Monday morning on the way to school:
Me: Eight glorious months of no football!
G: Eight horrible months of no football!
Someone please tell me how this happened to me! I mean really...
Tuesday during a kindergarten reading group:
We read a book with lots of rhyming words and they were having so much fun playing with words and making more rhyming words. The word family was "-ake." Harmless, yes? Make, take, cake, rake, fake, Jake, lake, snake...
Then I was getting them to use the words in sentences and talk about each word. We got to "fake."
Me: How about "fake?"
Student: (in the sweetest little innocent voice) Some ladies have fake boobies.
Boy students: laughing and rolling on the floor
Me: And fake fingernails! How about "rake?"
I love kindergarteners!